Hey laaaaaadies, do you ooze sex? Then put your best O-face forward and submit your application to be the new brand ambassador for Sex.com.

To the lucky lady who wins — sorry, no dudes– she’ll get a $ 5,000 signing bonus and a Web series produced by the porno site.Also, she’ll have to contribute important content to the site’s blog and interact with fans on social media. An unspecified yearly salary that probably rivals an entry-level social media coordinator position is also up for grabs.

Oddly, as the site notes, there’s no nudity required during the application process or while serving as brand ambassador. See, the face of Sex.com is a gig your parents can be proud of!

XBiz details the application process:

Sex.com asks all applicants to provide a 250-word writing and a two-minute video so that they can get to know all the applicants and make sure that the spokeswoman selected has the right qualities to properly represent the Sex.com brand.

Applications can be sent to or by clicking here.

It’s a shame that Hemionie Way has a gig already.

Betabeat